Crazy Would You Rather Questions

In the event you have ever been on a very long road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you have probably played “Would You Rather.”

The rules are very simple and universally known. But on the off-chance you are seeing us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game works: You start by introducing a predicament of two equally horrible-appearing (or occasionally equally enticing options to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex using a dog and nobody in the world understands you did it, or would you rather not have sex using a dog, and everybody in the world thinks you did it?”

You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. As soon as they decide the things that they consider to be the less horrible of two atrocious situations, it is their turn to think of a predicament for you.

The game is a regular section on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast. Star guests including Ice T and Bernie Sanders are requested by host Scott Aukerman to choose the things that they believe to be the best of two dreadful scenarios.

The beauty of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game requires no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a bit of ingenuity. But it is only as fun as the people you play with. There’s no denying that the more illogical and sometimes X rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more enjoyable it becomes.

For a little bit of inspiration, here are a few uneasy propositions compiled from Reddit,, and our sick, sick imaginations.

Here are the top 60 craziest Would You Rather Questions for great fun.

Would you rather gain pounds or be prohibited from the internet for a month?

Would you rather an unrecognizable child photo of you be the theme of a depraved internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Daughter that lasts for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?

Would you rather unintentionally “enjoy” a two-year-old photo of your significant other’s ex whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or unintentionally send a sext to your mom?

Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission every time you have sex?

Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the world of Harry Potter?

Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or treat a rare kind of cancer?

Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?

Would you rather have your Seamless account hacked and all the details made public, or have all your files and folders filled with porn?

Would you rather have your Netflix viewing history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?

Would you rather be in a real-life edition of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?

Would you rather be permanently prohibited from Tinder or be permanently prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where your home is?

Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you have taken in the past year (without filters or have your personal email hacked?

Would you rather lose the capability to vote in elections or the capability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or liking their photos on Instagram?

Would you rather have the capability to discover why someone you are dating ghosts on you or the capability to see real ghosts?

Would you rather lose all of the photos you have taken on your smartphone this year or lose all of the publications you have?

Would you rather acquire buddies in real life or , followers on Twitter?

Who would you rather bring back from the dead:

Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percentage raise at work or keep your smartphone and the same salary?

Would you rather have the last five photos in your camera roll appear on a billboard in Times Square or have every unflattering photo you have untagged yourself from on Facebook reappear overnight?

Would you rather be able to select the man who becomes the next President of the United States or the person who directs Star Wars: Episode X?

Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other java for the remainder of your life or just LaCroix for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather be forced to host a huge dinner party and invite everyone you left-swiped on Tinder or have brunch with the last person who called you out on Twitter?

Would you rather lose your capability to text or lose your capability to give a high five?

Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your life or Siri?

Would you rather lose the capability to make use of GPS for the remainder of your life or lose the capability to use a debit or credit card?

Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the remainder of your life or dress like the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather have the capability to see every text which wasn’t sent to you or the ability to see every text that’s about you?

Would you rather have nude photos of you leaked on the internet but not seen by anyone you know or unintentionally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?

Would you rather be forced to speak like Donald Trump’s Twitter feed for a year or bingewatch every single episode of The Apprentice?

Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?

Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your advice leaked in a health insurance provider hack?

Would you rather have Reddit take up percentage of your day or gag take up percentage of your day?

Would you rather eat the Twitter bird or the World Wildlife Fund panda?

Would you rather consistently get stuck in traffic or consistently have a really slow internet connection?

Would you rather have a flying car or have Tbps Internet connection?

Would you rather get chosen for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?

Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the road by a stranger?

Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be compelled to only use Kimoji for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather be forced to see your buddies only once a month or lose Twitter followers each month?

Would you rather have infinite storage space in your iPhone or endless storage space in real-life?

Would you rather live out the Zola tweet rage in real life or have to follow DJ Khaled’s guidance for a month?

Would you rather have Google search results for your name mistaken with a convicted killer or a famous pornstar?

Would you rather give the remainder of the internet control over your Twitter account or give your mom control over your Tinder account?

Would you rather have every photo on your phone play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandmother read your text messages with your significant other?

Would you rather be a wildly successful YouTube star who’s accidentally covered by chan or a uploader everyone respects but no one watches?

Would you rather have the ability to teleport every single time you fart or cure any wound by screaming at it?

Would you rather have every Tinder match be able to read your other messages or never manage to use computers or smartphones for dating again?

Would you rather be able to speak to your pet or to people who are dead via Facebook messenger?

Would you rather take a glance at your Mom or your Dad’s internet history?

Would you rather have male birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each girl?

Would you rather have dogs or cats permanently prohibited from your Instagram feed?

Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised discussion with a Nazi asserting against their points?

Would you rather have your face be a Snapchat filter every time there is a full moon or never use emoji again?

Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or must see a doctor to get viral marketing from the head?

Would you rather consistently use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate by means of a string of emoji that pop up over your head?

Would you rather be a loser on The Bachelor or a victor on Jeff Foxworthy’s American Bible Challenge?

Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment recorded in a GIF which goes viral or face your greatest fear?

Would you rather never have to upgrade your personal computer or never have to update your smartphone?

Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, money, equipment, and lifestyle or end offense around the world for good but be poor and unnoticed?

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